D. Elyse

Nymphomaniacs: Fact and Fiction

It is a term you often hear thrown around in the halls of colleges. Whether it means your personal great white buffalo, or it’s simply a derogatory term, many people today actually use the term wrongly. The famous sex researcher Dr. Alfred Kinsey once said a nymphomaniac is “someone who has more sex than you.” Here we take a look into the myths and facts about the word, so that this Valentine’s season, you know exactly what to specify on that Mr./Ms. Perfect wish list of yours.

Nymphomania is a medical condition: FICTION

- Thu, 2012-02-09 02:38

Dear Sexpert Poet,

I recently had sex with my girlfriend, but in the heat of the moment, we didn’t use a condom. We decided to use Plan B, the morning after pill the following day as neither of us was ready for the type of responsibility a pregnancy would bring on us. How does Plan B actually work?

-Plan B Poet

Dear Plan B Poet,

As a self-proclaimed sexpert (I am really just a fellow student, with too much time on their hands that enjoys healthy amounts of research), I would like to offer my personal stamp of approval at your decision.

“Plan B One-Step” is currently the most popular brand of emergency contraception, preventing pregnancy 89 percent of the time when taken within three days of the unprotected encounter.

- Thu, 2012-02-09 02:25

Men you will date in college:

Hot, young professor
Walking into your first day of classes, every once in a while something catches your eye—or more like someone. Getting hot and heavy with a professor during office hours is a fantasy shared by many undergrads. A tryst with a professor may be a nice daydream but will undoubtedly lead to complications down the road.

Hardcore athlete
Always in shape, the amount of effort an athlete puts into their workouts for their sport will only provide you with more reasons to be thankful for their physique. However, their commitment can put a damper on making any plans while they’re in season and constantly exhausted from practice. During the off-season though, they’ll need some fun and interesting ways to burn calories in your dorm room.

- Thu, 2011-12-08 03:20

And we’re back! More importantly, we’re back in style. With food and sex competing for top priority in our minds, the two often overlap in the most fun, silly and flirty of ways in the form of aphrodisiacs. The word alone comes with big accolades. Originating from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love. Aphrodisiacs are foods, drinks or drugs that stimulate sexual desire, and being at one of the most sexually-charged ages, it really is imperative to a balanced and healthy appetite that we know the foods and drinks that electrify those carnal urges down below.

Oysters

- Thu, 2011-12-01 00:41

A point of pride for some men stems not from their number of sexual conquests or size of their “quivering member," but from how much they make those ladies moan. Orgasms for women are often seen as a mythical, hard to achieve feat and men that believe themselves to be spreading joy around the world by bringing woman after woman to this point may be sadly mistaken.

Research has shown that the female orgasm is not something that is evolutionarily necessary, unlike that of males. The continuation of the human race is not solely based on it. But just because it is not integral to the survival of our species, does not mean it’s not desirable, nay, imperative to women.

Quaker Campus - Wed, 2011-10-19 23:53

“You know how many foods are shaped like d*cks? The best kinds.” Yes, Jonah Hill, you are correct. The best foods are quite phallic in nature. Now I cannot venture to guess why. Maybe nature just has a great sense of humor? Perhaps the best types of foods are shaped like that special male body part because historically, the penis has been considered a symbol of power.

I am sure the psychology behind food shape is not a science that has been readily tapped into, but today we will be looking at the most phallic foods—diving head first into why they are so tasty and how to get over the initial giggle when you are about to shove a massive hot dog down your grinder.

Carrots

- Thu, 2011-10-13 02:18

Congratulations! You have almost made it to the end of the week, and for you lucky ones, happy three day weekend. Now that it is Thursday and the week is finally winding down, it is time to get a little flirty dirty. Welcome to the column that discusses the flirty, the dirty, the nasty nasty and the warm and fuzzy feelings that creep up when that special someone walks by.

In honor of this column’s first week of publication—and hopefully not its last, we will be discussing the TaBoos and the TaDoos of late night college romance.

TaBoo: The right selection is to protect your erection.

No one likes unplanned pregnancy or itchy and pustulating surprises. Try this one on for size: no glove, no love. It is a major taboo to underestimate the risks of unsafe sex.

- Thu, 2011-10-06 02:10