Top Ten Urban Dictionary Definitions

issue 10, Joseph Marlitt, Top Ten, Urban Dictionary, Entertainment - By Joseph Marlitt on Thursday, November 10, 2011 - 00:49

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1. Mullet-Over:
When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length, for example whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
Example:
Person 1: You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Person 2: Let me mullet-over and I’ll let you know.

2. Sexercism:
Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.
Example:
Person 1: She needs to get over her ex already!
Person 2: Yeah, she needs a sexercism real fast.

3. Chiptease:
When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it’s barely full.
Example:
I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only five chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

4. Valentine’s Day:
The reason so many people are born in November.
Example:
I was born in November because my parents celebrated Valentine’s Day.

5. Slide to Unlock:
A phrase used to describe a girl that is easy. They are just like the iPhone, as simple as “slide to unlock.”
Example:
Person 1: Damn, did you see that girl? I’d get with that any day.
Person 2: Nah dude, slide to unlock.

6. Last Chance Undies:
Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Example:
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I’ve got my last chance undies on!

7. Text Purgatory:
The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text.
Example:
Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri “drinks later?”

8. Feed the Beast:
To send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet to avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.
Similar to feeding a Tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.
Example:
Person 1: You coming to the pub mate?
Person 2: Yeah, of course. One minute though, I just gotta feed the beast first.

9. Bed Gravity:
An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furniture.
Example:
Mom: “Time to get up for school!”
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

10. Microwave Mentality:
Having the attitude if something can’t be done in five minutes or less, it’s not worth doing.
Example:
Someone’s mom: “You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done.”
Someone’s dad: “Yeah it’s his microwave mentality. He gets it from you.”